celebsarennoying

celebs are annoying. period. the annoying word of the day: STUNNING. The tabs use that word--the wrong way. The tabs should use it once and make up a new word. period. thank you for listening to my random words of wisdom.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Madonna turned down some money for pure crap. Go Madonna!


according to , it says "Madonna turned down £2 million to promote a new diet and sex pill. Go Madonna! But the funny part is on the itv.com's website it is quoted


"Unsurprisingly, the firm behind the pill were less than impressed.
"We thought it wasn't bad for 10 minutes' work,” jibed James Dixon. "But it was deemed too raunchy for her new lady-of-the-manor image.
"It seems basques and crucifixions are OK but talking about her sex life isn't"

Ooooooooooook. So she turned down something she didn't believe in. Hello does a get-rich-gimmick mean anything? Sometimes people turn down things because they are totally BULL-SH**! Most of the things that the 'celebs' make Ads for, don't really work. People buy it because some celeb is in the ad or had promoted it. Honestly, it is kind of dumb. Just like a week ago, I received an AD that Fergie the 'Duchess of York' is making jewelry. Yeah selling it at Macy's. I support the woman. She is a hard working person but will I spend money on her jewelry when she already has money??? uhh. NO! I don't have a lot of money to start with. I did with my family but when I became an 'Adult' I was cut off, I had to actually go at it on my own. And I should. I hate superficial people. Yes, I will admit, I was one of them but I also learned the harsh reality of things that hey, life is hard and it should be. I am tired of people going into clubs ..ahem. Paris Hilton who gets paid some amount of money to get into a club just to show up 'I am Paris Hilton'. I wish people would pay me every time I went into some shops! Wouldn't that be nice? Then I could be a rich as Paris and live my wonderful life doing nothing. No, I want to make a lot of money, who doesn't? So I guess I will have to plant money in some soil and hopefully it will grow! oh yeah I tried that once when I was 6. I think I put the wrong type of money in the soil because I am still waiting for it to grow!

And by-the-way, James Dixon, she is an artist. I love the song 'like a prayer' but it is Madonna and she is smart to say that she will not promote total CRAP! Why don't you make an AD that says that the stuff really works. How about real proof without using actors. Why don't you use that stuff on you?

Monday, June 19, 2006

Just a thought...something smells like 'fish' Wills & Kate Zzzzz






Something
doesn't make sense. Maybe it was what people have been saying from the start but
the 'situation' about William and 'Miss ZZZZZzzzzzzz' (aka Kate Middleton)
doesn't make sense. People question about them being together, I for one think
that she is a 'cover-up girlfriend' in fact I have been tipped from sources that
Kate is just that. But how much is that 'source' truthful? According to another
source they are really dating but I thought William was more careful than that.
He has said he doesn't like the public eye and he wants to keep his girlfriends
out of the public

eye.
Whatever happened to Jecca? For one moment they were together, having fun, being
stupid and just being human. And the next moment 'poof!' gone! Jecca didn't
exist to William anymore. People were wondering, what happened to Jecca!?! And
then the other girlfriends, some we never heard about because he likes to keep
his 'private life private'. At least that is the old William that we all know
and love.

And then there was the 'fight' at a club in London. According to the
www.thesun.co.uk's site : "After
the trouble died down the gallant Princes saw Kate into a taxi and left
separately in a Range Rover." Now why leave separately? Why not leave together
if they are dati
ng? I have been to events and he has
left with girls before so why leave separately (i.e. without Kate)? That makes
no sense.



So the question is,


are
they or aren't they dating? I have sources saying she is a 'cover-up girlfriend'
and sources says that they are 'together'. My guess is he tried her out and
decided to stay friends/mates/blokes
with Miss
ZZZZzzz. Maybe he will get bored of her. Sources have told celebsareannoying
that a lot of people are already bored with her. Hell, I am bored

with her already. And seriously Kate, I have said it once, no. twice. I will
say it again. STOP DRINKING. EAT SOMETHING. thank
you. have a nice day.



 


 



Something
doesn't make sense. Maybe it was what people have been saying from the
start but the 'situation' about William and 'Miss ZZZZZzzzzzzz' (aka
Kate Middleton) doesn't make sense. People question about them being
together, I for one think that she is a 'cover-up girlfriend' in fact I
have been tipped from sources that Kate is just that. But how much is
that 'source' truthful? According to another source they are really
dating but I thought William was more careful than that. He has said he
doesn't like the public eye and he wants to keep his girlfriends out of
the public eye.
Whatever happened to Jecca? For one moment they were together, having
fun, being stupid and just being human. And the next moment 'poof!'
gone! Jecca didn't exist to William anymore. People were wondering,
what happened to Jecca!?! And then the other girlfriends, some we never
heard about because he likes to keep his 'private life private'. At
least that is the old William that we all know and love.
And then there was the 'fight' at a club in London. According to the www.thesun.co.uk's site : "After
the trouble died down the gallant Princes saw Kate into a taxi and left
separately in a Range Rover." Now why leave separately? Why not leave
together if they are dati
ng? I have been to events and he has left with girls before so why leave separately? That makes no sense.

So
the question is, are they or aren't they dating? I have sources saying
she is a 'cover-up girlfriend' and sources says that they are
'together'. My guess is he tried her out and decided to stay
friends/mates/blokes with Miss ZZZZzzz. Maybe he will get bored of her.
Sources have told celebsareannoying that a lot of people are already
bored with her. Hell, I am bored with her already. And seriously Kate,
I have said it once, no. twice. I will say it again. STOP DRINKING. EAT
SOMETHING. thank you. have a nice day.


Sunday, June 18, 2006

Let's dress like a P.S. Kate. okay...


I have seen the term 'P.S.' on the internet. I believe that stands for 'polo slut', the kind of people who try to 'shag' men or put out for men. I believe a lot of people do not know what is 'happening' when it comes to polo. I used to be a P.S. at one point. I am not a "Kate Middleton" hater, I just don't like how she is boring and acts 'oh, I just shop all day and wait by my phone for William to ring me up' whatever.

She attended a charity match. Called the 'Chakravarty Cup' Now I know this is a charity match and the attention was for the dosh that is suppose to go for the current charity. Not what "how can I have my ta-ta's show out'. This is not the 'typical' polo outfit. I know because I go to polo events. I was at one recently and I know what to wear. Those type of dresses, charity or not, that is a 'p.s.' kind of dress. Now I am sure there are some of you who think "oh she is jealous of Kate' truthfully? I hope he has a lot of fun because since he has 'hooked up' with her, he has become boring. William had more of a personality before university. What happened to him? (yes he drinks just as much as the next rich/ uni student/post uni student) but he needs to do something exciting in his life. William! FINISH ARMY TRAINING! go out and do some good in this world. We need someone who cares about this world and not 'oh, does anyone have any cider? Where is my Kate? Oh she isn't here. Well, then I will find another woman to pull my pants down" (which I can whiteness being at events. several of them. Although I stay away from the events he attends now-a-days because the boy is boring and cocky now. ) I like Harry.
I see the future: Harry will be good for the British Royal Family. And according to my 'inside sources' Harry and his STUNNING GIRLFRIEND CHELSY are more interesting than the W & K couple.

I am sorry but she took the attention away from the charity match. When Charles used to play, did he bring Cams? no. that is because he at least wanted the match to be about the charity and not his girlfriend. Seriously William. Take some advice from your father. If you care about charity like I know you do, then stop trying to take attention away from charity! And you always hated the attention? Right? What the hell are you doing then?

Friday, June 16, 2006

omg let's suck up to Paris Hilton.. omg! like totally awesome! ha ha

"omg you look cute in that." SUCK UPS! Who cares? I do not like this outfit. Come on she can dress better than that. Oh maybe not. At least she is covered up a bit more than usual. How about "I am too shy to talk about sex to my mother baby" however, I am sure (sad to say) that her mother has seen or at least known about Paris's little tape. Hell, even I know about it and I haven't seen it. So she is def. not shy.

ok how can we suck up more?

Oh ok how about Britney. Let's talk about fashion with Ms. Hilton (ook..dumb idea)

"I like Britney's music. I think she could have dressed much cutier" You know I hate to say this Paris, but I agree with you on that. But maybe the interview was short noticed? Or maybe Britney wanted to dress a little 'country'. But you are not one to talk Ms. I show off everything I've got but hell, I am a role model (yeah right... thats soo 'not hot')

So here you have it. A video about sucking up to Paris Hilton:

If you are wondering what I am talking about (as if you didnt' know) here is the video:

"Hit me baby one more time" ---Britney Spears...

I saw the 'must see Britney Spears' interview last night. Let me tell you, the fist thing came to my mind was "you are preggers for god's sake. cover your tits up' or at least sit up proper like you are a 'superstar' and not a 'wealthy-white trash' person which is what you are acting. I know it hurts Britney but if you want the 'press' to back off you have to act, dress and think like a 'normal' person. But I forgot, you are 'Miss Britney Spears!' . Congrats on having a Manny/Baby and a white-trash hubby. Sure, he is pulling his 'own weight' but I am sure you are helping him out a bit with the "$$$" bit.
I don't know your hubby personally but if the dude is going out partying and I bet you a million dollars flirting with other women, I am sure he isn't being totally faithful. No matter how much you love him. Hell, he could love you but what is love? I had a friend who were married for a few years. The guy loved his wife but he also went out partying and flirted with other women. No long after she found out, they divorced. Enough said.
And don't give me that "I didn't know he got another woman preggers" Come on. Yeah men MIGHT forget to tell that important info. but hello it was in the press and I am sure your mama said "Baby, oops you did it again! You found a male-whore type of person. Get away from him no matter how nice he is to you since he got another woman preggers".
Now if it was me, and I found out that info, I would be thinking "this dude is not a good father to his current children. I don't care if he 'grew apart' from his preggers wife. He should have been helping out from the start maybe find his other woman another man, I don't know!! But girlie, I don't like K-Fed. Most of the world doesn't. But I guess there is something you like about him that we don't get--care to share with the rest of the world what his secret is?

Now, I will be honest. I HATED your music. Mostly because it got stuck in my head "oops I did it again" and "hit me baby one more time". I beleive at that time, I was more of an 'XTINA' fan. However, my thoughts have changed. Yes I can honestly say I like SOME of your songs. More than the skank Paris Hilton (WHO IS NOT A GOOD ROLE MODEL FOR KIDS!).

Kudos to your baby clothing line. I hope it all works out. But word of advice, next time you do an interview, please, please, cover up. I know some men like it but you are showing yourself to the world, kids see you. (Belive me, teens in the mall--11 and up are dressing like 'paris hilton' wannabes. Its not cool. They need good role models. You could be a good role model if you dressed better and not chew gum while giving an interview)

So what? royalty is is just like everyone else when it comes to drinking!

I am not trying to promote drinkng. Although I have been at parties and yes I have drank a lot (more than I should), but the ironry of it is that I have never experienced a proper 'hang over'.

Look, they are people. They don't have the best of friends and yes sometimes their friends takes advantage of them (I wish they would realise it).

But since they are 'celebs' status, they get put into the paper "HARRY THE HANGOVER" SO WHAT? What about William? Shouldn't the title be called "Harry and Wills hung over from vodka and cider". I have been to parties with them there. They can hold their drink, quite well. Although there were some girls that were better at holding their drink more than the royals but still, they drank!
But it does serve them right. They had an 'event' to go to. Oh what about Miss Queen of 'zzzzz' yes I am talking about KATE 'I love to shop and I have no life' Middleton. I hear she was there. Inside sources says she didn't eat a thing all day and news sources says she doesn't 'fuss about/with fashion' obviously. I don't get. What the hell does she shop for ??? She has no fashion sense. Although I am not one to talk but if I was being photographed all the time, I wouldn't wear the same thing within the same week!

and she left in a different taxi. Oooh ... that is telling me more information. They must be 'friends' the "relationship" must just be a friendship with 'benefits'? ha ha ha. And newsflash: She is NOT stunning! Why does the press use that word? She is freakn' thing! Why don't they write about how thin she is or how she doesn't work? Geez. in the 70s and before that, they had to write that sort of thing. Kate, I said before, eat a cookie. no eat a box of cookies, eat McDonald's for a week JUST GAIN WEIGHT! you are like a twig (I am thin as well but the difference is, I eat food!)



Thursday, June 15, 2006

Kids don't do drugs.

Kate Moss (on the right) won't go to jail. Suprise. suprise. She did drugs but why isn't she setting an example for her actions? some people look up to her (well the 'youth') and yes she has said she was 'sorry' but did she really mean it? Has she really stopped? Well according to the hollywood 'cover-ups' probably not. But it is yes in the hollywood - people magazine type!

This is what I totally don't get. There are a lot of celebs that grace the cover of 'teen magazines', etc.. BUT they are not 'goodie' people. They are not good 'role models'. What about Mrs. Clinton? How about the late Princess Diana who did a lot of good.. those are role models. What happened to being : SMART! Oh right! ::bangs head on table:: being smart today means 'no guy will like you' (kidding).

seroiusly I remember back in the early 90s, when I was like 13 or 14 at the time, I remember the "YM" magazine had an article "how to get a boy to like you" and one of the methods used / sad was "act stupid. Boys like that". So I did that. Did I get a boyfriend? nope. But a year later I read in another teen magazine "Boys like it when girls act smart" and YES THAT IS TRUE!
People, never act stuipd. Always act smart. These 'models/actresses' are not the best role models... however, yes there are some good ones... and I promise folks I will jot them down when I think of them.
But girls,if you want a boy to like you, BE YOURSELF. DO NOT CHANGE FOR ANYONE! If you want to change, change for yourself and no one else. I changed my hair colour and I feel better does that mean I changed for other people? nope.

umm. exist or no exist? and number 2???


Reports from baby number 2 (click on link, go ahead, I dare ya)

they say that The Holmes-Curise are ready for baby number 2. Where is baby number one?!?! Does she/it/alien exist?

I think they found the baby from some distant planet and named it xvierdaloenadlfkj; (ok good name) and shortened it to suri. why not?

And I remember as a child growing up that Tom Cruise couldn't get women preggers. He was sterl. What happened to that report?? hmm.. yeah.. anyway, my point exactly. Me thinks that Tolmes hired a random dude to donate something 'precious' to make Katie preggers. That can make sense. But why is she with him again? ooh right. She had a crush on him. and the fact he is TOM CRUISE (Girls scream "WE LOVE TOM"!) good we got that out of our system. phew. I used to like Tom especially when he was with Nic K. But they are divorced and he is just ..well.. STRANGE and worships a 'reigion' that was made up by some writer. Hey! I figured it out. I will create my own religion. People will follow me. Oh wow. Why didn't I think of that before?? oh and i will charge them to join MY religion. Wow! I will be the next 'Bill Gates' of religion!

If some random dude can do it, anyone. I will call it ' celebs are annoying' religion. anyone want to join?

Ultra Cool Chick!


Does anyone know her? Those who pay attention to royalty know who she is. She is the talk of the royal boards mostly because she is 'Chelsy Davy' or better known as 'Prince Harry's girlfriend'.

I did write a post about the 'world's most boring award goes to Kate Middleton' because that was freakn' true! She does nothing but what about Chelsy Davy? The 'press' has more news about her than Kate. Why? Because Chelsy is interesting! she goes skydiving! She actually likes sports and doesn't pretend to like 'polo' unlike the most boring person ahem.. kate middleton!

She is a cool chick and probably would be fun to hang out. Why doesn't the press write more positive things about her? At least she eats AND has more brians than Paris Hilton.

She is the perfect match for Prince Harry.....

Harry keep lovin' Chelsy. People seem to love her. Have fun. Keep on truckin'
Dirty Harry (is the name of the song): *this is for you Harry*


And this song just rocks:


 

new 'sexiest' man poll....

Anyone know who this man is? Three guesses... Anyone?? Ok. You are all smart. Yes it is.. The one and only "matthew mcconaughey"

(by the way, these images are from 'getty images')

He was voted ::sigh:: again as one of the 'sexiest men alive'. However, personally, I don't think so. I never thought he was 'sexy'. But I do like his movies. There are sexier men in the world.
And look at the woman he dated? Penelope Cruz. She isn't ugly. I won't say that. But she did date a lot of men who had girlfriends or were married. Matthew was a huge improvement but why did they break up? I don't give the whole "they were working and they are too busy to date" Okay. That could make sense but my guess, she moved on. I mean he could be sexy. Hell, he could be good in bed. That is something we will never know. But I don't think he is the sexiest man in the world. period. I am still a Brad Pitt fan. And now Brad Pitt is a daddy. Gooo Pitt! Ok. that came out wrong. I mean Goo Brad!

the world's most boring person in the world award goes to...Kate Middleton!!

What do we know about this girl except she is the 'girlfriend' of Prince William. But is she really? Could she be a cover-up girlfiend for William? We may never know. Nor do we care. At least I don't.

But we do know this. She attended university at St. Andrews---oh the same uni as Prince William.

She is boring. "zzzzzzzzz" she has no personality according to 'inside sources'. Some of the British public loves her but why? She doesn't do anything except go shopping. That is what the press takes photos of! She has no fashion sense.

She goes out to clubs and wears pointy shoes (no offense but that style went out a few years ago).

And the sad part is she looks like she is seriously getting thinner with every photo. Girl, eat. Don't become like Kate Moss. We don't need another one in the world.

She needs to have a 'real' job. And if the press picked up on that, would people love her more? Who knows.

Does anyone think that Prince William and Kate are still together? I doubt it. Maybe they are good friends. Come on, he is a prince. He does just what every prince has done in history---sleep sorry. shag many girls. No one knows the exact number about the girls he has slept with. I am sure it is quite a lot and even if he is 'going out' with Kate Middleton, I doubt he is keeping his pants up for her. I would bet 1 million dollars he is sleeping around with other ladies. And the sad part is in years to come, we will see headlines "I slept with Prince William 5 years ago and we had a child together" just like some royalty ::cough:: Princess Grace's son... who has fathered how many children now?
Here is a word of advice from a 'yah'... Kate get a job. Seriously. It will make you feel good. Don't shop as much. It makes you look like Paris Hilton and we know the world doesn't like Paris Hilton. Don't become like her. Be yourself and be less boring. Also EAT FOOD! Should I send some protein shakes to you? That will be good.

Paris Hilton!! UGH!!

There is one person I can't stand in the world and that is Paris Hilton. I have nothing against the 'Hilton Hotels' except some of them do need a make-over but other than that, they are tops!!!

Now this is what bothers me. She has all the money in the world. She models, she ::coughs:: ::coughs:: acts and now she SINGS?!?!?!

She gets money to go to clubs (which hell, if I was getting paid to go to clubs--just 20 min. of my life, I would never work my 9-5 office job)

But now she has a song out. I am sure EVERYONE has seen the music video--
and it gets stuck in your head!! I mean I used to hate Britney Spears's music because the woman can't sing but since Paris has started to sing, she made Britney sound like a goddess. I now have new respect for Britney Spears's music (music not marriage)
So I have figured it out. If Paris can ::cough cough:: sing, why can't I? Hell, anyone can sing. So, folks if you sing in the shower, you might as well go and make a recording of it because it will sure be a hit on the radio (and less annoying than Paris Hiton!)

Also, the women has a lot of money in this world.. and what does she do best? Shopping. Because of her, I hate shopping. I used to love it but when she shops, I realize I can't afford Gucci and such. I wish I could but then again, I would be putting my money to better usage.... heping people out. But that is me.

And if you aren't annoyed enough here you go: